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The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.

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Do you want to trace your family tree? Run for public office. (Patricia H. Vance)

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Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with? (Rita Rudner)

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I think most of the people involved in any art always secretly wonder whether they are really there because they're good - or because they're lucky. (Katharine Hepburn)

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I have no hesitation in saying that although the American woman never leaves her domestic sphere and is in some respects very dependent within it, nowhere does she enjoy a higher station. And if anyone asks me what I think the chief cause of the extraordinary prosperity and growing power of this nation, I should answer that it is due to the superiority of their women.


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