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1.  
The happiest women, like the happiest nations, have no history.

2.  
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.

3.  
There are three classes into which all the women past seventy that ever I knew were to be divided: 1. That dear old soul; 2. That old woman; 3. That old witch.

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You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame. (Erica Jong)

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Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and tat that transvestites are in love with, and no more.


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