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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

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Older women can afford to agree that femininity is a charade, a matter of colored hair, ecru lace and whalebones, the kind of slap and tat that transvestites are in love with, and no more.

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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you. (Fran Leibowitz)

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Loneliness is the most terrible poverty. (Mother Teresa)

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