Funsturbation

6.  
Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral. (Rosiland Russel)

7.  
No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it. (Grace Slick)

8.  
A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

9.  
Just don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. (Ella Fitzgerald)

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Celebrity was a long time in coming; it will go away. Everything goes away. (Carol Burnett)