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26.  
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

27.  
Of all things upon earth that bleed and grow, a herb most bruised is woman.

28.  
The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever. (Virginia Woolfe)

29.  
God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I've ever met.

30.  
Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of different backgrounds, why, you are going to do that.


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