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What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be trusted, and sometimes, just to be held. What Men Want: Tickets for the world series.

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Procrastination gives you something to look forward to. (Joan Konner)

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I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand.

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Likely as not, the child you can do the least with will do the most to make you proud. (Mignon McLaughlin)

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What is sad for women of my generation is that they weren't supposed to work if they had families. What were they going to do when the children are grown - watch the raindrops coming down the window pane? (Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis)


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