Funsturbation

36.  
Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. (Helen Keller)

37.  
If a woman possesses manly virtues one should run away from her; and if she does not possess them she runs away from herself.

38.  
The most popular labor saving device is still money. (Phyllis George)

39.  
Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. (Ruth Benedict)

40.  
The mistake a lot of politicians make is in forgetting they've been appointed and thinking they've been annointed. (Mildred Webster Pepper)